Not sure which trip to pick? These are the questions our guests ask us on WhatsApp every day — answered honestly, including when the answer is "don't book that one".

We have been booking these days out since 2015. Here is what we genuinely recommend, in what order, and the handful of trips we talk people out of.
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There is no bad month here, but there are wrong months for particular trips. This is the year as we actually experience it.
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One destination, two completely different days. We fly most of our guests, and we will tell you plainly when the road version is the wrong choice for you.
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It is the most moving thing we sell and the hardest. Here is the night hour by hour, including the parts the brochures leave out.
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They all involve sand and most involve an engine, but they are not interchangeable. Here is what each one is actually for.
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Both cost €50, both are full days on the Red Sea. Here is how we actually decide which one to put a guest on.
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What actually happens when you land, why the hotel zones matter more than you think, and how not to argue about a fare at midnight.
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Half of our bookings are families. These are the trips that go well with children, and the three we quietly talk parents out of.
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